Perspectives for water in the glass
I was optimistic that I will be able to write own humor in my blog post and will not use Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V. I continue to be optimistic that I will continue to post original stuff but there are times when I am unable to resist the temptation to share something nice with folks, even if it might mean as my inability to control C and V.
Read these two jokes today on the net while searching for a joke widget to add to my blog in the place where you now see the flash MP3 advertisement from Amazon. Hope you like it as much as I do.
Joke No.1
All of us at one point of time or other would have heard about the optimist vs. pessimist quote “an optimistic would say a glass is half full, while a pessimist would say it is half empty”.
What would people of different professions and walks of life say?
The BANKER would say that the glass has just under 50% of its net worth in liquid assets.
The GOVERNMENT would say that the glass is fuller than if the opposition party were in power.
The OPPOSITION would say that it is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.
The ECONOMIST would say that, in real terms, the glass is 25% fuller than at the same time last year.
The PHILOSOPHER would say that, if the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?
The PSYCHIATRIST would ask, “What did your mother say about the glass?”
The PHYSICIST would say that the volume of this cylinder is divided into two equal parts; one a colorless, odorless liquid, the other a colorless, odorless gas. Thus the cylinder is neither full nor empty. Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a gas, one with a liquid.
The SEASONED DRINKER would say that the glass doesn’t have enough ice in it.
Joke No.2 (If you are not 18 ensure your parents are not around and then read/ see this joke)
Monica Lewinsky returns to White House to tend to Obama’s staff!
Punny headlines aside, this is a classic picture. Good to have you back Monica. May be wear latex to work from now on, it’s much easier to wipe off.
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Good jokes. Honestly first one was much better than the second just because it had some humorous thinking involved in it even if it was just half….
Thanks for sharing this.
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