I scaled the peak of boredom

26 March 2009 820 views One Comment

It was one of those times when you feel totally bored and have no clue what to do or write in a blog post. Then suddenly stupidity strikes you. You get hyperactive. Transfer the energy gathered from boredom with heightened stupidity and rush to the computer to translate the stupid thoughts into a blog post.

There is a saying “Idle mind is devil’s workshop”. An idle and bored mind is even worse. It probably becomes “Lalit Modi’s IPL”. My tryst with boredom resulted in this post.

Please read completely – there are three parts to this post and a video.

PART – I – the outcome of boredom

I contain be considering blog post anywhere the blogger think of responsibility strange belongings plus after that post the consequences of responsibility such strange belongings.

I saying single blog position anywhere the blogger ask you in the direction of get your iPod and place the iPod keen on drag your feet. after that get 10 question scheduled by the blogger. For every question, you contain to push after that in the iPod and mark the primary two appearance of the cry that is play as the reply.

Whether or not it complete intelligence, it surely complete a number of garbage likely in conditions of immaterial answer to question and in a number of luggage wild and humorous reply.

So to link the group farm cart, I consideration of a strange obsession. I consideration I determination employ a instrument provide by Microsoft utterance for my strange blog position.

I chosen the lexicon usefulness obtainable in Microsoft utterance and put back every utterance in this post by means of the primary synonym terrified awake through the thesaurus.

come again? you understand writing on top of is the consequence of such foolishness. And I am still additional unintelligent to inquire you stipulation you like it. I be acquainted by income of you be not unintelligent sufficient to reply this query.

PART – II – the return to sanity (the above in correct English)

I have been seeing blog posts where the blogger thinks of doing weird things and then posts the results of doing such weird things.

I saw one blog post where the blogger asks you to take your iPod and put the iPod into shuffle. Then take 10 questions listed by the blogger. For each question, you have to press next in the iPod and write the first two lines of the song that is played as the answer.

Whether or not it made sense, it certainly made some nonsense possible in terms of irrelevant answers to questions and in some cases crazy and funny replies.

So to join the bandwagon, I thought of a weird thing. I thought I will use a tool provided by Microsoft Word for my weird blog post.

I selected the thesaurus utility available in Microsoft Word and replaced each word in this post with the first synonym thrown up by the thesaurus.

What you read above is the result of such stupidity. And I am even more stupid to ask you if you liked it. I know you are not stupid enough to answer this question.

PART – III – Back to boredom.

Having used the Thesaurus in Word, I set about using the translation utility. Part II of this post, translated to Arabic and from that translated Arabic to French and the French translation translated back to English.

I had seen posts of blog where the blogger thinks of making strange things and then announces the results making of such of strange things.

I saw a post of blog where the blogger requires you to take your iPod and to put the iPod in beating. Then take 10 questions enumerated by the blogger.

For each question, you must tighten afterwards in the iPod and write the first two lines of the song which is played like answer.

If it were included/understood, it made certainly nonsense possible in terms of nonrelevant answers to the questions and in certain cases to the insane and funny answers.

To join the movement thus, I thought of strange thing. I thought that I will use a tool provided by the Microsoft Word for my of strange post of blog.

I chose the utility of thesaurus available in the Microsoft Word and replaces each word in this post with the first synonym raised by the thesaurus.

What you read in top is the result of such a stupidity. And I am much more stupid to ask to you whether you like it. I know that you are not enough stupid to answer this question.

How is it?

These have real life connections.

The first part you read was how I used to speak English when I moved from Tamil Medium of education at the school level to English Medium in College.

The second part is how I speak or write now.

The third part is how our mind translates our thoughts when we communicate in a language we are not comfortable with. That is, thinking in one language and conveying in another.