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From an Indian view point, while Obama took up a new job, Bush just retired.  I set my mind thinking, to spare the hassle of thinking (?) for Mr. George Bush (Jr.), on the top TEN things he should do:

1. Enroll for music classes (he can’t just allow the world remain peaceful)

2. Join a lending library (so that he can read books upside down)

3. Fill the social security (PF) withdrawal form to get his Social security contribution from the Government

4. Get his daughter type a letter for address change to the banks and insurance companies (you can’t expect Mr. Bush to know typing)

5.  Write to banks, finance companies and credit card companies that he is out of job and hence cannot meet the monthly commitments (they can take the bail out package from Obama)

6(a). Read all newspapers and get to know the correct names of all world leaders

6(b). Buy a World Atlas and start playing “locate this country” game with Laura (you can’t expect him to find cities in the world map)

7. Write to US Government requesting them to sell the old furniture at book value to him

8. Grab Mutual Fund application forms and post questions at finance sites regarding the best schemes to invest

9(a). Start blogging (this is the most easiest thing he can do as he knows how to blah blah)

9(b). Post the profile of Barbara Bush seeking a “suitable Bright groom” for her

10(a). Get expert advise on Buy or Sell for the shares held by him in Lehman Brothers and CitiBank (Call CNBC TV 18 or NDTV Profit)

10(b). “Smoke them (the rats) out of their holes” in his old house using some of the weapons of mass destruction he got from Iraq

10(c). Apply for a job in the nearby footwear shop explaining his expert skills in identify the number of even a flying shoe

10(d). Get in touch with Kamal Haasan and offer that he will do the George Bush role himself instead of his mask, for Dasavatharam – Part II.

10(e). Meet top Indian film producers with his “Bushism” collection for comedy tracks in their films (See this also)

The list actually totals to 16 but using all the skills that Bush had in proving to the world that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, I have brought the list to list only 10.

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