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20 January 2009 1,288 views 5 Comments
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Jan 20, 2009 – Barrack Obama becomes President of the United States of America.

And, more importantly, Mr. George W Bush is no longer President.

It is an historic moment for USA as a new President takes over the reigns.  The name Obama for many Americans means change.   He has been installed as the President of the USA with high expectations.  A troubled economy is one of the many things on his table which has been left, very obviously unkempt for by the former President George W Bush.

So, what are the top ten things that President Obama will do once he moves into White House after the inaugural speech and the celebration party?

This is a list  made by an Indian.  As it is the fate of lists, it is subject to revision and expansion as we progress and as Mr. Obama settles comfortably at the White House.

1. Get the exact address of White House and memorize it; he will need to write that in many forms that he will be filling up in the next few days

2. Get an address proof (without address proof, it is difficult to get many things, such as Telephone, Gas connection, Mobile etc.)

3.  Get the dirty linen left back by former President George Bush washed

4. Get all the furniture that were left broken by former President Bush’s family repaired

5. Unpack and set the laptop and connect the printers with the help of his children

7. Type letters to all the banks, credit card and insurance companies and all subscribed magazines to change his and Mrs. Obama’s communication address and not forget to attach proof of address from (1) above.

8. Find admission in the local school for his children (Don’t know if he can use the influence of President Obama for securing the admission)

9. Go to the neighbors’ house to get newspaper delivery boy’s phone number while Michelle Obama gets information about the servant maid and milkman and the economics related to them

11. Get the electricity meter reading noted so that he doesn’t have to pay for units consumed by Bush family

12. Get to know of all the switches for the fans and lights in the White House

14. Send email message to all his contacts announcing his change of job and that he has mooooooved

15. Get to office and understand the office procedures for claiming reimbursements

I know, I wrote the title as Top 10 things and the list runs to 15 items.  Forgive me! We are just out of Bush’s rule and I am allowed to have hangover for few days.

Tail piece:

How tolerant are Indians?  Can we imagine this in India?

Bush booted out and Obama booted in

Bush booted out and Obama booted in

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  • Vijayasarathy R said:

    Hi Triplicani,

    This is Writer Sujatha kind of thinking. The last line was too good.

    The point about getting admission for children is ultimate (seeing from Indian context). I think he should be allowed to use the recommendation letter from President Obama or his wife.

    Can I translate in Tamil and post in my blog?

  • triplicani (author) said:

    Vijayasarathy,

    Thanks. Yes, you can translate and publish in your blog.

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  • kim said:

    Cool article …
    keep it up buddy …

  • freddiemaize said:

    Jokes apart, I completely disagree. Any normal human will do this if she/he changes her/his house. He being an Indian or an American will not matter. Do you think Dr. Abdul Kalam did this when he went to Delhi? If it was I or you we would have done it. Its because we are normal beings… unlike Obama and Dr.Kalam.

    Freddie

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